Half Baked

Junior is now half baked.
Let's hope that he never uses those words in a sentence.
Like, "Oh man, I'm totally half baked! College rocks!"
We will kill him.
Seriously.

Being pregnant, 20 weeks along, food aversions and cravings for Katey have just about fled the scene however a nice big heaping bowl of ice cream on occasion is much needed.

In case you're wondering what it really means to be half baked, here is a little run-down of the facts and figures:

20 weeks of pregnancy = longer than a semester in college
(or any relationship in high school)

20 weeks of pregnancy = baby will pee standing up
(and HIS daddy is very proud)

20 weeks of pregnancy = finally a bump big enough to prove conception
(not just a big lunch)

20 weeks of pregnancy = stretch marks the size of the grand canyon
(but much less breathtaking)

20 weeks of pregnancy = baby has established his sleeping patterns
(turns out, he's a night owl)

20 weeks of pregnancy = baby should weigh 7 ounces
(chubs is already a pound)

20 weeks of pregnancy = baby should be 6.5 inches long, crown to rump
(he kicks with the strength of a 7-footer)

20 weeks of pregnancy = mom walks into everything, forgets everything
(EVERYTHING)

20 weeks of pregnancy = daddy turns 25
(wooohhhoooo!! cheaper car insurance!)

20 weeks of pregnancy = baby is the size of a red bull can, crown to rump
(waaaay too much caffeine for mom)



So there you have it - junior is half baked.
We are still working on names.
Want a preview?

Nolan Matthew
Gavin Matthew
Leeland Matthew
Copeland Matthew
Jaden Matthew

Clearly, we like names that end the same.
We will give this little guy a name soon enough but for now, he is called...

Little Man
Little Guy
Junior
Bambino
Kid

And this week, half baked :)

Hope you are all having a fabulous weekend!!